The good news is, there's absolutely nothing to worry about.
FBI: Extremists driving school buses
By LARA JAKES JORDAN, Associated Press Writer
WASHINGTON - Suspected members of extremist groups have signed up
as school bus drivers in the United States, counterterror officials said Friday,
in a cautionary bulletin to police. An FBI spokesman said, "Parents and
children have nothing to fear." (Emphasis added.)
Man, there's a mixed message.
Guys we're watching as potential terrorists "have signed up as" (suggesting a coordinated or deliberate effort) school bus drivers. But really, it's no big deal. We just thought we'd tell you to scare the hell out of you, and then tell you not to be scared.
Because we know we got 'em all. We're the FBI. We don't make mistakes.