What your Dad absolutely, positively doesn't want for Father's Day
I was at the gym last night and saw this poster in the locker room:
Now, here's what your Dad does not want for Father's Day: he does not want you to give him an "anti-aging system" skin cream collection, which will strike men of the older generations as uncomfortably, uh... fruity, and men of any generation worrying at best and self-esteem-crushing at worst.
He especially doesn't want you to give him an anti-aging system for which you paid "only" $59, after first spending $100 on other products, thus reminding him that he is also an abject failure at teaching you any financial sense or responsibility.
Trust me. O, rly.